The Assassins, .45

80's Punk band from Dallas Texas from 1980-1983
Upon the release of singer Matt Spleen and bass player Rusty Banner from the Bolivar County Woman's Correction Facility, the band got back together to begin rehearsing for a gig at "Grampa Snuffy's Pizza and Fondue Barn" in Nordsberg Alaska. The show was such a success the band decided to continue practicing their acrobatic juggling which fell apart after an unfortunate fall from grace when Guitarist Matt Swaney intentionally showed his weenis to the entire 3rd row of the 80 year old woman's church choir. Leaving in disgrace, the boys decided to get back to doing what they do best, but realizing playing in a Fun Boy 3 cover band was no longer profitable, they settled on just playing their old crappy songs. Which brought them to a reunion show in Dallas in 2009. Resulting in a string of sold out performances in Dallas and Luxembourg.
The band is currently in the studio and plans on releasing a full statement about the shit covered closet thing in the near future.