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The cocktails aren’t the only stiff things in the house in the strip clubs in Dallas. Cheap beer and hard liquor are always the perfect accompaniment at strip clubs, since it’s often a toss up as to whether the girl on the stage should remain in the dark or not. But, as most men agree, nothing is better than having a cold beer in the company of naked women. On a slower night, you may never see your fellow beer-swilling patrons, as many of them tend to remain cozy in dark corners; but on the busy nights, it’s like an all-out bachelor party. Between the frat guys and the old, drooling regulars, the girls at the strip clubs in Dallas see more crumpled dollar bills than stilettos, and may be convinced to dance a little closer for an extra wad of cash. Class may not pour out on tap at these places, but there’s a good chance that the bartender will support any drinking habit and the wild ladies on stage won’t hold the raunchiness back.
Baby Dolls Saloon
10250 Shady Trail, Dallas, TX; Tel. 214.358.5511
There's no place like Texas when it comes to topless clubs, and Dallas takes it to new heights. The beauties at Baby Dolls Saloon not only show off their meat, they serve it too. Ribeye steak and Texas-sized chicken fried steak are some of the classics at the bar, but they also serve up sandwiches, appetizers and burgers hot off the grill. As any proper topless club should, this Dallas bar has a free lunch buffet Monday through Friday, but Baby Dolls Saloon isn't the kind of place to have a business lunch. The best time to head to the club is when sports games are on. The bar has 100 plasma screens to watch the game while enjoying the dancers and appetizers. A full bar also offers a wide selection of beer and wine to make any event that much better, plus the saloon offers a great selection of cigars.
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Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr., Dallas, TX; Tel. 214.350.0303
Dallas knows how to do strip clubs right and Cabaret Royale is a great example. The Texas club offers several different rooms to meet everyone's needs like the Cabaret Room with topless dancers and a full bar. Taking it up a notch, the Fare Room is completely nude but onlookers who need a drink better bring it themselves. The Fare Room also acts as a nightclub with events like '80s dance nights and a service industry night. Private VIP rooms allow the dancers to give more one-on-one attention to the gentlemen while they enjoy a cocktail, cigar and beautiful woman. A full menu is available for those with a hankering for even more meat and sports events are especially fun at the bar. Cabaret Royale covers it all, just how Dallas likes it.
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Dallas Gentlemen's Club
2117 W. Northwest Hwy., Dallas, TX; Tel. 972.869.3376
Elegant and class in a gentlemen's club? Only at Dallas Gentlemen's Club where the strip club looks like a palace and the dancers treat the men like kings. Texas favorites like steak and burgers are served up hot off the grill as well as a variety of appetizers and sandwiches. The bar is fully stocked with cocktails, beer and winenot that anyone needs drinks to make these women look any better. Although the average business meeting might not be held in a strip club, for those rare occasions where a more exciting venue with nude girls is required in Texas, the Dallas Gentlemen's Club is definitely the place to go.
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LaBare
2012 W. Northwest Hwy., Dallas, TX; Tel. 214.696.8958
Men with rippling stomachs who are more tanned than Pamela Anderson are the main attraction at LaBare. The men are there every night though, what really makes it a good night is the Dallas club's Wacky Wednesday specials with free cover, 49 cent well drinks and 99 cent domestic beers. Can't forget the five-dollar table dances! On a Wednesday night the ladies can get out of the club with full pockets, a good buzz and enough naked man to last them a week! There are other events that draw a crowd like the Thursday Amateur Night, Friday Happy Hour and Saturday Night Party. Each night offers drink specials in the strip club. LaBare is the perfect place for a bachelorette party or a girls' night out in Dallas.
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Penthouse Club
8550 N. Stemmons Fwy., Dallas, TX; Tel. 214.267.8550
A walk-in wine cellar, humidor, full menu and entertainment make Penthouse Club more like an upscale restaurant than a Dallas strip club. Alas, the club is a great place to have a business meeting or enjoy a night of beautiful women dancers. Several "Sky Boxes" give views of the club's main stage and other stages all adorned with beautiful women while monitors in the boxes allow customers to watch their favorite sports games in private instead of at a bar. The SkyVilla is also on the second floor of the club and can fit 75 people for larger events. A full menu, gourmet buffet lunch and free happy hour buffet take plus an full upstairs and downstairs bar make sure that every need is met. Whether is be a business lunch, sporting event or a night out on the town, Dallas' Penthouse Club is able to accommodate everyone.
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The Lodge, A Club for Men
10530 Spangler Rd., Dallas, TX; Tel. 972.506.9229
Touted as the best strip club in Dallas, The Lodge can meet anyone's needs from the businessman to the party guy. Several rooms provide a luxury setting for beautiful dancers to entertain while customers can visit one of several bars. A wine cellar and humidor offer fine wines and cigars and The Trophy Room's leopard-patterned carpet makes a sultry setting for Dallas strippers. A top of the line kitchen prepares steakhouse favorites and Tex-Mex cuisine for reasonable prices to go along with cigars, wine or one of the rare cognacs on the menu. To top it off, a business center in the club offers free copies, coffee and fax services along with free Wi-fi internet. The Lodge in Dallas has all needs covered so there's no excuse not to try out the strip club and bar.
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The Platinum II Club
10557 Wire Way, Dallas, TX; Tel. 214.545.5600
The Platinum II Club in Dallas is like a regular ol' neighborhood bar except they have strippers parading around. Food, drink and cigar specials throughout the week attract customers to the bar and free buffet from 6pm to 7pm everyday. The strip club ups their ante us a respectable list of champagnes and wines for the gentlemen at the club as well as select cigars. The Dallas sports cabaret has beautiful girls, VIP rooms and adequate TVs so sports fans don't miss a playboth of the sports game and the strip show.
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—Dallas bar and club reviews by Alanna Lee
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